I've been hitting some balls at the driving range lately. It's true. I'm doing it for two reasons. First, I live less than 2 minutes from the course. Second, everyone I know golfs and I don't want to be the odd man out. Just so everyone knows what I look like, here you go:
Yeah, I'm THAT bad. I've got a true story for you. I hit the ball with the 3 iron and drove it straight up. It hit the roof above me and bounced right back into my hand. I got 2 for 1 with that ball. It's REALLY bad. Seriously. Maybe I should stick with fly-fishing. Oh yeah, I suck at that too.
The best thing about golf is that no matter how badly you suck, there's always someone who's worse than you....ALWAYS!!!
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